Satan Goes To Church?!
Question: One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and asks, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, asks, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Answers: One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and asks, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, asks, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
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Ahh, im not sure. It was lined up to be a funny one... but at the end.. it dissapointed me.
LMAO! I'm sure that'll get all the women at the beauty parlour.
confusing but ok...
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Good joke thanks
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My friend's married to her twin! lol ]};)
haha funny lol
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I like it thanks
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