Redhead, brunette, blonde mirror?!
Question: Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*
Answers: Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL thats funny
Oh man! I heard that probably about 5 years ago!
I love it!
its kinda funny
I Like it.
Lol im laughing so much it hurts Lol
if it hurts so much why dont you go take an aspirin
LOL, Ive heard dat 1, LOL
Ha ha ! That was great ! And a new one , too ..thanks !
bahahah
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
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I think...... this is really funny
its cool
man, have i heard that one. here's another: A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are under fire. They need to make a distraction so the brunette yells "Tsunami!" Everyone ducks so she gets away. The redhead stands up and yells "Tornado!" Everyone ducks so she gets away. Finally, the blonde stands up and yells "Fire!"
Haha.
So tragic, yet so true...
I think I've heard that one before. Oh well. Like it!
lol that is funny! have a star *ting*
HAHAHA! A very clever blonde joke about a not-so-clever blonde.
LOL
Really funny!!
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STAR
hehe, i'm blonde but its still funny
LOL
Good one!!
Here, have a star!! *
NOT BAD..
Funny! 10!
good one
very funny as in very funny..
ahahaha... poor blonde..... she didn't even have the chance to finish......... aaawwwww......
like it.
LOL
hahaha,funny.
that is so funny LOL
hahahahaha
That's funny , here's a star
Excellent !!!!! I Love It.