How funny is this joke i made it myself.?!
Question: Five worst counterproductive pickup lines 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
Answers: Five worst counterproductive pickup lines 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
freakin hilarious!
hehehehehehehehehe
are you sure you made those up yourself? They're pretty funnee
Or the gay one: May I push in your stool?
And how old are you again?
those really are the 5 worst pick up lines
dirty but laughable
Enjoy single life...
it's ok.it made me chuckle.
I really love that shirt, but you know what, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
LOL....