What's the meanest or funniest joke you have ever played on someone?!
Question: I want to play a joke on my boss who is in Real Estate and I work for him as a handy man. Can someone give me some ideas for some jokes I could play on him that WON'T get me fired???
I will vote my best answer based on uniqueness...
Answers: I want to play a joke on my boss who is in Real Estate and I work for him as a handy man. Can someone give me some ideas for some jokes I could play on him that WON'T get me fired???
I will vote my best answer based on uniqueness...
Get the number of a medical center in your area, that performs vascetomies. Write the number down and give your boss a note, he is to call Dick Kutter at that number.
When my brother was smaller I played a prett funny joke on him. My grandma had leftover mashed potatoes in the fridge. I told my brother it was yummy homemade vanilla ice cream and handed him a big spoonful. He tried it and immediately spit it all out. I never laughed so hard in my life. I wouldn't suggest doing this to your boss though!
the good old water bucket over the door, except put oatmeal in it!
if he is a boy then i would take glue and glue his fav tools 2 the wall
Switch the suger with salt so when he puts it in his coffee u know the rest
put some old yourgurt cup on his seat. then when he sits on it.. PLOP the yogurt would explode and it'll be on his butt!
I put cling film across the toilet at work,I removed the light bulb first to be sure they could not spot it.
leave him a signed sales contract for the Brooklyn Bridge in NY--the buyer's name should be Hillary Clinton, and don't write April Fool on it anywhere.
If he has a computer in his office you could take a PostIt? (Those tiny sticky papers used to take note) And write. "Gotchya!" with your signature on it. Then stick it under his mouse so it won't work. He'll eventually obviously notice it and it's not severe enough to get you fired!
Cheers.
Those fake lottery tickets, where you win 10,000. I watched people scratching them off on AFV, it was kind of sad, but funny at the same time.
when he expects a house to be "handied" dont do it . then he'll be like roar. haha try not to get fired tho.
i told this guy that i was in love with him and that i knew he was the one and that one day we were going to get married i told him i knew we were still young but just wait, i know your the one. i flirted with him whenever i could and i didn't tell him it was a joke until 4-6 hours had past by.
why dont you tell him something you just fixed is broken, or fake a bill for some supplies you need, make it an atronomical amount. and dont tell him its a joke right away.
Get his extension Number, and watch with a mirror (or similar) , ring his number and say nothing , but as he goes to pick up hang up - so when the phone gets to his ear he gets the dialling tone., the trick is to make sure he doesnt know it is you doing it. Or you could do the same with your mobile from under the table, so as he picks up....
I GOT KETCHUP ON A PLATE AND PUT SALT IN THE KETCHUP, THEN I TOND MY LITTLE BROTHER TO COME TO THE KITCHEN. THEN I SAID PUT UR HAND OVER THE KETCHUP AND SALT, THEN I SAID COUNT TO TEN AND THE SALT WOULD RISE TO THE PALM OF UR HAND AND THEN I COUNTED TO 5 AND PUT MY HAND OVER HIS AND THEN I SMASHED IT INTO THE KETCHUP AND SALT!!! IT WAS HALIROUS!!! I THEN DID IT TO THE REST OF MY FAMILY.
Well you could call him from an unlisted number and say hello is (watever your bosses name is) there and then when he says this is him say this is sals pizza parler we have an order for 7000 large pizzas and you owe us$112,000.97
and p.s. use a different accent lol good luck o yea and then yell YOU JUST GOT PUNKED
If your boss eats bagels, switch the cream cheese (or butter) in the container with hardened ranch dressing. (you have to leave it in the sun a while) When he puts it on his bagel and takes a bite, make sure your there to see the look on his face :)
The good ol' grenade launcher up the butt!
my friend, my girlfriend and i were driving with a new girl that had never hung out with us. we were going to my friends house when it came to me. i said to my friend"do you see that house with the light on?" it was his house so he said "yes" in a confused way. i said that the person who lives there worked third shift and was never there at night. we talked her into breaking into the house. i used a back door key and let them into the front door. i told them that i heard someone snoring in the bedroom so they had to be quiet. a few minutes into loading up my friends stuff, i yelled at him for doing something wrong. the girl freaked out, peed her pants, and started crawling out of the house as fast as she could. it took us a while to convince her that it was a joke even with pictures of my friend on the wall.
your solution. put a for sale by owner sign on your house or a friends and take him to it to see if you should buy it. then steal or break stuff like crazy!
good luck and have fun!!
Get a fake white-out spill, or somthing fake that looked like it really spilled. Put it on his important paper work, and you'll be standing next to the "mess" and pretend your trying to clean it up when he comes in the room. Say your sorry and all, then pick the "mess" up and you'll laugh (hopefully WITH your boss) hha good luck! try to order it on google.