Funny bird jokes!!!?!
Question: #1
This man and his parrot go on this cruise, and every Tuesday and Thursday, they would go see this magician.
The magician LOATHED this parrot. It always gave away his tricks.
SQUACK, it's behind his ear. SQUACK, it's up his sleeve.
SQUACK, it's in his hat!!!
So one day, the magician couldn't take it anymore. The parrot told another trick. He pulled out his revolver and shot at the parrot. The bullet missed and hit the gas tank. It blew up the whole ship, except for the parrot and the magician. Then the parrot says, 'SQUACK! okay you got me. Where's the damn boat?'
This one lady passes by this pet shop and sees a parrot in the window. then the parrot says, 'hey lady. you're ugly'. So the lady goes into the store and tells the manager to handle the bird, or she'll call the cops. So the next day, the lady walks by the pet store again, and sees the parrot again. Then the parrot says, 'hay lady' the lady says 'WHAT?!?!?!' parrote says'you know'
Answers: #1
This man and his parrot go on this cruise, and every Tuesday and Thursday, they would go see this magician.
The magician LOATHED this parrot. It always gave away his tricks.
SQUACK, it's behind his ear. SQUACK, it's up his sleeve.
SQUACK, it's in his hat!!!
So one day, the magician couldn't take it anymore. The parrot told another trick. He pulled out his revolver and shot at the parrot. The bullet missed and hit the gas tank. It blew up the whole ship, except for the parrot and the magician. Then the parrot says, 'SQUACK! okay you got me. Where's the damn boat?'
This one lady passes by this pet shop and sees a parrot in the window. then the parrot says, 'hey lady. you're ugly'. So the lady goes into the store and tells the manager to handle the bird, or she'll call the cops. So the next day, the lady walks by the pet store again, and sees the parrot again. Then the parrot says, 'hay lady' the lady says 'WHAT?!?!?!' parrote says'you know'
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Loved the first one!!
The first one was best 8/10
Those are great!
Did you hear about the guy who took his bird seed back to the pet shop? When the manager asked him why he was bringing it back, the guy repplied "I planted the seed two weeks ago. I've been watering it and watching, but no birds have come up!"