This 1 is not a vomit joke .?!
Question: A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthday.
The rich man says "I got my wife a BMW and a diamond ring.That way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy"
The poor man says "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo.That way if she doesn't like her slippers she can go *uc* herself"
Answers: A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthday.
The rich man says "I got my wife a BMW and a diamond ring.That way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy"
The poor man says "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo.That way if she doesn't like her slippers she can go *uc* herself"
Hey I'm poor, so you've just solved my wife's Christmas list from me.
Keep up the good work.
Lol, good one! I just looked at some of your other jokes, and I'm glad this one isn't a vomit joke!! Eww.