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Question: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5year old son playing w/ his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son say, "All of u sons of b**che$ who want off, get the hell off now.. cuz this is the last stop! & all of u sons of b**che$ who r getting on, get ur @$$E$ on the train..cuz we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u 2 go 2 ur room & u r 2 stay there 4 TWO HOURS. When u come out, u may play w/ ur train...but I want u 2 use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers, plz remember ur things, thank u & hope ur trip was a pleasant one. We hope u will ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue.. 4 those of u just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
Answers: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5year old son playing w/ his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son say, "All of u sons of b**che$ who want off, get the hell off now.. cuz this is the last stop! & all of u sons of b**che$ who r getting on, get ur @$$E$ on the train..cuz we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u 2 go 2 ur room & u r 2 stay there 4 TWO HOURS. When u come out, u may play w/ ur train...but I want u 2 use nice language.'
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers, plz remember ur things, thank u & hope ur trip was a pleasant one. We hope u will ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue.. 4 those of u just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train.
LMAO, ROFL, lol & every other damn thing there is out there to describe how much I was laughing, u made......ha.......sorry im still laughing, like I was saying u made my day
very good haha
LMAO. Good one.
haha! lol. star because thats mad funny.
Thanks for the chuckle.
I really like this one.
OMG tht wuz rly good...the chtspk didn't bother me 1 bit...:P
lol that's very good :D cheers for the laugh
The kid has a mind of his own.
Funny joke.
too funny....thumbs up
Funny! 10!
LOL
funny!!
thats to freakin funny, i loved it
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That made my night! Thanks so much~
LMAO, thats to darned funny