The christmas Parrot?!
Question: There was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He
went to the store and asked the salesclerk and asked him what he
should get his wife. The salesclerk brought out a parrot. The
salesclerk said, this is no ordinary parrot, if you light a match
under it's right foot, it plays Silent Night, if you light a match
under it's left foot, it plays Santa Claus is Coming to Town. The
salesclerk made sure to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.
The man thought it would be great, so he took it home. He let his wife
open it early, since it was a living thing. He told her what great
songs it played. They wondered what it would play if they lit a match
under it's crotch. So, they did. The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting
on an Open Fire."
Answers: There was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He
went to the store and asked the salesclerk and asked him what he
should get his wife. The salesclerk brought out a parrot. The
salesclerk said, this is no ordinary parrot, if you light a match
under it's right foot, it plays Silent Night, if you light a match
under it's left foot, it plays Santa Claus is Coming to Town. The
salesclerk made sure to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.
The man thought it would be great, so he took it home. He let his wife
open it early, since it was a living thing. He told her what great
songs it played. They wondered what it would play if they lit a match
under it's crotch. So, they did. The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting
on an Open Fire."
Ha ha ha yeah I did like that ha ha ha
0ne of the best.star quality.lol
That is a great joke. Well done and thanks
now thats a squawker pmsl
starred
One of you best hun *
you are getting worse funny star4u
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke Mechelle.!!!
Clever parrot, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers again.!!
ha ha
hahaha good one thanks
another cracker thanks for the laughs xxx