The bug on the windshield?!
Question: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his
deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over
and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of
the car.
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year
old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis
smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was
that ?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender
age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she
says. "Sure had a big dick."
Answers: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his
deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over
and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of
the car.
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year
old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis
smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was
that ?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender
age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she
says. "Sure had a big dick."
ouch better not bug the wife off today xxx lol xxx
Old, but funny
Hehehehehe...
:-)
Mayb thatz y the fly was ramming on to the windshields!!!
excellent
Ha ha ha.!!!
I'm sure it was bugging the woman, lol.!!!
Excellent joke again so 10/10.!!!
Thanks for a laugh again.!!!
Cheers.!!
good one lmao (m)
very good
lol,10/10 star,great joke.
Funny lol and a *
heard it b4 but still funny!!! ***
see, you can't protect them *gg*
Another good one
hahaha good one thanks