Little johnny , the Eel, funny or not.?!
Question: Little Johnny was only 12-years-old. He had been hearing a lot about
courting from the older boys, so he asked his mother what and how it
was done.
She told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend. This Johnny did, and this is what Johnny
told his mother later.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then they turned off
the lights, all but the blue one. Then the boyfriend began kissing her
and putting his hand under her blouse.
"Pretty soon they began to pant and get out of breath, and then he
took his hand from inside her blouse and put it under her dress. When
he did this, Sis began to moan, sigh, squirm, and scoot down toward
the edge of the couch, until soon she was lying down. Then he unzipped
his pants and pulled out a big eel about 10" long. It was standing up
and he had it in his hand to keep it from getting away. Sis started to
help him and they both wrestled it. Finally, Sis held it while he took
a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep
it from biting. Sis had both hands on it, and she spread both her legs
to she could get a better hold on it.
He helped her by laying on the eel. Soon they got the eel between
them, and Sis wrapped her arms and legs around her boyfriend and they
started to wrestle that darned eel between them, and that eel put up
one hell of a fight. Sis squealed and her boyfriend almost upset the
couch, and for a minute I thought the darned thing was going to get
away from them, but Sis grabbed it just as it was going to get away
from them and stuck it back between her legs. Pretty soon they gave a
big long sigh and grunted and stopped moving.
"Her boyfriend got up and they sure had killed that eel because he
hung, limber as a hot water bottle, with some of its insides hanging
out. Sis and her boyfriend were all tired out from the battle. They
started loving and kissing again, and by gosh, that eel came out and
wanted to fight again. Sis gave a squeal and grabbed it in record
time, and the way they both wrestled and battled with it-it was the
best wrestling match I ever saw. This time they had a longer struggle,
but Sis and her boyfriend finally won!
They really killed him this time because her boyfriend pulled its skin
off and flushed it down the toilet."
Answers: Little Johnny was only 12-years-old. He had been hearing a lot about
courting from the older boys, so he asked his mother what and how it
was done.
She told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend. This Johnny did, and this is what Johnny
told his mother later.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then they turned off
the lights, all but the blue one. Then the boyfriend began kissing her
and putting his hand under her blouse.
"Pretty soon they began to pant and get out of breath, and then he
took his hand from inside her blouse and put it under her dress. When
he did this, Sis began to moan, sigh, squirm, and scoot down toward
the edge of the couch, until soon she was lying down. Then he unzipped
his pants and pulled out a big eel about 10" long. It was standing up
and he had it in his hand to keep it from getting away. Sis started to
help him and they both wrestled it. Finally, Sis held it while he took
a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep
it from biting. Sis had both hands on it, and she spread both her legs
to she could get a better hold on it.
He helped her by laying on the eel. Soon they got the eel between
them, and Sis wrapped her arms and legs around her boyfriend and they
started to wrestle that darned eel between them, and that eel put up
one hell of a fight. Sis squealed and her boyfriend almost upset the
couch, and for a minute I thought the darned thing was going to get
away from them, but Sis grabbed it just as it was going to get away
from them and stuck it back between her legs. Pretty soon they gave a
big long sigh and grunted and stopped moving.
"Her boyfriend got up and they sure had killed that eel because he
hung, limber as a hot water bottle, with some of its insides hanging
out. Sis and her boyfriend were all tired out from the battle. They
started loving and kissing again, and by gosh, that eel came out and
wanted to fight again. Sis gave a squeal and grabbed it in record
time, and the way they both wrestled and battled with it-it was the
best wrestling match I ever saw. This time they had a longer struggle,
but Sis and her boyfriend finally won!
They really killed him this time because her boyfriend pulled its skin
off and flushed it down the toilet."
lol,10/10 star.brilliant joke.
I can't think of an appropriate comment for this one just in case I'll get reported but I loved it.
Poor Johnny had to witness all that.............hahaha.
bit long but was kool
There's a punch line somewhere I'm sure.
Ahem!
This eel almost got me wrestling too...
:-)
Nice one...
A star for yu... I must... I insist... Yu SHUD hav a star for this...
Yup i agree a star is a must.
This is great for 7.45am on a Friday, although for some weird reason i can't wait to get home to my hubby now.
Eel wrestling what a great sport!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Never heard it called a eel before, lol.!!!
My type of sport, eel killing ha ha.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers again lady.!!
A definite star.
I myself had a wrestle with the biggest eel last nite.
I sho hope my son didn't see that violent scene. LOL
That was a perfectly clean good joke..
omg what can i say (m)
Funny lol and a *
ha ha very funny!!! lil johnny eh what would we do without him!!! lol
gud 1
Good one
ok
hahaha good one thanks