Guy about to enter a bar?!
Question: There's a nun standing outside who calls him a sinner. "Who are you calling a sinner?" said the guy, "I'm only going to have one drink. What do you know about it anyway? I bet you've never had a drink in your life. Tell you what, come in the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink, then you can decide whether it's sinful or not". "Certainly not!" replied the nun, "I can't be seen going into a bar". "Ok then", said the guy, "I'll buy you a drink and bring it out here for you to try". "Certainly not", replied the nun, "I can't be seen standing in the street drinking alcohol". "Ok then", said the guy, "I'll ask the barmaid to put it in a cup and saucer, then passers-by will just think you're enjoying a cup of tea". "Oh...ok then" said the nun reluctantly, so the guy goes into the bar, orders a beer for himself and a double Vodka and Tonic for the nun and asks the barmaid to put it in a cup and saucer. "Oh sh*t", said the barmaid, "Don't tell me that bloody nun's out there again!"
Answers: There's a nun standing outside who calls him a sinner. "Who are you calling a sinner?" said the guy, "I'm only going to have one drink. What do you know about it anyway? I bet you've never had a drink in your life. Tell you what, come in the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink, then you can decide whether it's sinful or not". "Certainly not!" replied the nun, "I can't be seen going into a bar". "Ok then", said the guy, "I'll buy you a drink and bring it out here for you to try". "Certainly not", replied the nun, "I can't be seen standing in the street drinking alcohol". "Ok then", said the guy, "I'll ask the barmaid to put it in a cup and saucer, then passers-by will just think you're enjoying a cup of tea". "Oh...ok then" said the nun reluctantly, so the guy goes into the bar, orders a beer for himself and a double Vodka and Tonic for the nun and asks the barmaid to put it in a cup and saucer. "Oh sh*t", said the barmaid, "Don't tell me that bloody nun's out there again!"
That was so funny! I was not expecting that at all!
~Nellie
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wasn't expecting that, nun's pretty smart lol
good one
same as above lol didnt see that coming thanks great joke!!
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lmao thats freakn hillarious haha
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