Do you have dildo's, funny or not?!


Question: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she
shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks
the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss
thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"


Answers: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she
shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks
the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss
thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

brrrrrrrrrilllllllllll lllllllllolllllll



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