Dog the Bounty Hunter , Don Imus , and Michael Richards walk into a bar
Question: finish the joke.
funniest wins.
Answers: finish the joke.
funniest wins.
and each orders a white russian from the nappy headed ho bartender...
and have some drinks
and get knocked out
you think one of them may have seen it!!!
maybe try three more widely known people!!!
the dog walks in the bar and finds Imus and Michael he asked them if they have seen a man he is looking for and show him a picture. Imus says yeah that looks like the basterd that slept with my wife.
Micheal drops his drink and says witch one.
some guy name Waldo. He is hard to find i tell you . Dog says
Why is that.
Theres plenty of guys that look like him and seeing how many ppl slept with my wife i would say thats almost everyone in the hole bar.
HAHA Man im funny ok ..so im not
DonImus and Michael Richards get b!tched slapped by the NBPP and Dog just leaves unharmed.
and fall on their backs.
and upon walking in, take a seat at the counter. Imus says, "Hey, bartender. Gimme a drink." And the bartender turns, and it's Rosie O'Donnell. And she's like, "Snuffelupagus." And Dog's like, "Okay." And shoots Imus in the head. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING?" Richards shouts. Dog turns and says...
"Your Mom." OHH!! DISS!!
...... and get shot by Colin Powell, Nelson Mandela, and Barack Oboma.
And the whole story unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
They order a drink and could not be more polite.
and the bartender says..." Don't I know you? Aren't you the 3 stooges?" Best I could do!
...and have a few drinks. After a few, Imus says to one guy, "You know, I don't care what they say. I don't regret that slur I used at all." Richards and Dog chime in, "You're right! They deserved it!". Then Imus says to the guy, "So, what do you think about us?" After a few choice words by the one guy, Imus quickly said, "Dude, I said I wanted your 2 cents, not your 50"
And they all say a cheers over how it's nice to be both white and rich.
Funny! 10!