Two old pensioners?!
Question: Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I
met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner
behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you
one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners
at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her
knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the
little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40
minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old
man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be
described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is
a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could screw like that now, let alone in 50
years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody screw like
that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you screw
like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f**king fence wasn't
electrified."
Answers: Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I
met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner
behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you
one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners
at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her
knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the
little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40
minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old
man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be
described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is
a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could screw like that now, let alone in 50
years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody screw like
that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you screw
like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f**king fence wasn't
electrified."
funny funny funny
at their age it`s shocking.lol
hahahaha excellent joke.
Very good
hehehehehe , i posted a shorter version of this joke 2 weeks ago
he,he he its a good one.
Ha ha didn't see that coming *
ive heard this joke once here already..._c",)
Excellent.
That was a ''hot'' joke.
Thank you for the laugh.
very funny
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Electrifying. hahaha
haaaahaaaaa funnyyyyyy
haha another good one! bravo!