Daves birthday?!
Question: Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the
gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for
his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya
doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser.
Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot
for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can
slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts
screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
b*tch tonight, Dave."
Answers: Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the
gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for
his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya
doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser.
Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot
for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can
slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts
screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
b*tch tonight, Dave."
lol good joke! never heard that one before
lol That's a good one.
hahaha very good. thanks
Nice one thanks for sharing...
OMG,that was hilarious,lol,10/10, *,thnx for sharing.
OMG how funny!!!!! I'm wetting my knickers with laughter!!!
nt felt like laughing!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
jst jokin!!!
Thats a funny one
LMAO i swear that was so funny i was pissing my self! i gave a star... thanks for the laugh! x
lol.lol
Lol!!! LMAO ROFL!!!!! that was so funny!!!! And how true it is! Jk but still!! that sooo brightened MY day!!!!!!
hahaha funny lol
good one
star4u
now ....where did I read this lately???? thanx for sharing
hahah that's so good!!!