Bad stomach, funny or not?!
Question: A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and
so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and
shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the
second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using
rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand
on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
Answers: A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and
so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and
shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the
second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using
rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand
on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
lol,lol,lol,10/10, *, naughty doctor,hahaha.
Thnx for that ,excellent joke.
I like it thanks for sharing. lol
aha
good one
Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!
OK here's one right back at ya!
This feller goes to the doc (a Korean doc with heavy accent)...and says "Doc I haven't been feeling too well lately and I don't know what the problem is"
Doc says "OK take of all your clothes and get on your hands and knees and lemme see your butt"
The man was puzzled but did as told.
Doc pauses, muses....."ah hah! You have zackry disease!"
The man says "what is zackry disease?"
Doc says "That's when yer face rook zackry rike your butt!"
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
But funny!
That was really hilarious
good one
Eeeeeewwwwwwwww=p Gross.....poor guy...lmao
funny!
haha.
hahaha, thanks... good joke!!!
lmfao
awesome!
haha *
YOU HAVE BEEN .................. HA HA HA HA
LMFAO hahahahahahahahahaha He was well and truly had
it is very funny
hahaha funny lol
dirty man
Great !!! don't trust doctors ! Well ,it's our life ...
oops lost his virginity lol
oooo sick! still kinda funny!?!? hold on...*retches on floor* much better