Gorgeous Woman?!
Question: A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in liquid assets, and 7 inches in your pants."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just to let you know, I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have well over $2 million in assets, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."
Answers: A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in liquid assets, and 7 inches in your pants."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just to let you know, I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have well over $2 million in assets, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."
lol super, starred.
lol...star for you!
good one...hahahaha
lol
That's kind of funny!!
Ha ha
Good one!
haw haw
lol
Pretty funny.
Funny stuff.
FUNNY.
lol thats cute
awesome!
Yea way to go dude! That's a good one. Did you come up with it?
Haa.
Good one.
Nice set up but...not funny in my opinion. sorry.
Can do better ..
hahaha girl this is funny....watch out your gonna get cancel! I' ve had some loser erasing my messages.
old old old
TOUCHE' !!!!!!! LOL
lol
hahaha funny.
real good one.
lol that just made my day
very good
star4u
hahaha funny lol
funny