Blonde joke.....?!
Question: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
Answers: A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
lol good one.......great..........
lol.
bahahahahha!! and i thought i knew every blonde joke in the book, that was cute.
umm, okay?
that's just a joke not a question.
this is yahoo! answers
Is that good or is that good ..I just pored my coffee every where .. thanks for the lough needed it LOL
ummm, okay that was a joke, not a question LOL! Good Joke! This is yahoo Answers and it's nice to joke around some...good community! I will tell this joke a few times...awesome