Another few for you xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Boyfriend: Do you smoke after s*x?
Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked
.I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said,
"Let's go back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said,
"No...But I have some old ropes that should hold just fine..."
The difference between a good girl and a nice girl:
A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed.
A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat
up
whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father."
The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."
The first boy paused, "I guess you're right. My fathers says the same
thing."
Answers: Boyfriend: Do you smoke after s*x?
Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked
.I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said,
"Let's go back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said,
"No...But I have some old ropes that should hold just fine..."
The difference between a good girl and a nice girl:
A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed.
A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat
up
whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father."
The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."
The first boy paused, "I guess you're right. My fathers says the same
thing."
Good joke. Thanks for sharing. hahaha
lol
lol funny
ye funny ha :)
ROFLMFAO..
Funny !
lol lol and lol!
ahem
ya, they're funny (for me), honestly!!
your funny honey!!
who's your twin on the other question?
All good ! Thanks .
lol!!!!!!!!!
very lol ,you're funny
funny!
Thats very funny.
I think we have another you on the list...
Now I enjoyed your jokes. thanks
Very funny! lol
So now I know what a clone means. You have a twin.
Ha ha ha - one of the best 'joke tellers' on here.
Good joke. I know you are the real one. The other one has only just joined where as you are here a while.
lol!
SUPER lmao***
awesome!
Jeez. That's one of the classic jokes. I still hate that kid...
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones again Chris.!!!
10/10 mate.!!!
Cheers.!!
another quality offering mate
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