Parenting xxx funny or not xxx?!


Question: A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the
keyhole.
He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to
himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"


Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
his p*nis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's
room you had daddy's p*nis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.


Answers: A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the
keyhole.
He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to
himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"


Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
his p*nis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's
room you had daddy's p*nis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

I must have double vision. I am seeing two of you. Which is which?

Funny!10!

haha its good but i dont get it lol x

lol loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Very funny

LOL!!!!!!!

PMSL!!!

you didnt get me jewelry!!

LOL!
THAT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE!
YOU MADE MY DAY!

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CHUCKLES..^^

can u make more jokes???

12/10!

Ha ha.....the next time I see someone in jewelry ....ha ha

I do not the jewelry bit, was he wearing something on his p*nis ?????

Penny has just dropped, very funny.

For the other one who did not get, he must buy her jewelry to thank her for the pleasure !!!! Ha Ha

LMFHO Now

lol

Good joke. hahaha

Teehee!!!!!! Really funny hun, star!! :-)

Good one. Oops I see a clone on the loose.

EDIT* Rambling Rose look at the date on his profile it says 7 November. Level 1.

hehe*

'funny'

awesome!

very funny thumbs up everyone star

Ha ha ha.!!!
2 Excellent jokes Chris.!!!
No sucking your thumb okay, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

now i know what the missus wants for her birthday, jewellery,
starred



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