50th Birthday Treat? Joke?!
Question: A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends ￡10,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy the evening paper. Before leaving, she says to the newspaper seller, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" About 32," is the reply."Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later, she goes into McDonald's and asks the girl on the counter the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a pharmacy on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next toherthe same question.
Answers: A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends ￡10,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy the evening paper. Before leaving, she says to the newspaper seller, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" About 32," is the reply."Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later, she goes into McDonald's and asks the girl on the counter the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a pharmacy on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next toherthe same question.
Lol she got what she asked for,never tell your age never mind if you had a facelift or not,here's your star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
you've got to take what you can get
naughty cheeky man...........hahaha.
10/10 and * .
smart man...very funny. star for you.
Dirty old man!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
At least he got a good feel, lol.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
very good lol
Can't wait to do that one!
that was fuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
I will be 50 in 2 weeks time and i love this one. Please oh Please keep them coming!
Ha ha *
dirty old men. she should not have asked. here is a star
brilliant
you get a star
lmao!!! thats funny hahahahah
haha funny