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Question: A rich man was driving and came across a wrecked car. When he looked again he saw that there was a beautiful lady trapped in it. He saved her and drove her to the hospital as she was unconscious.The man stood by her side for 6 months as she was in a coma.He even donated blood to save her at times.When she woke up they fell in love and got married. A year down the line,she decides to leave him cos he loves his money more then her. She packs up and as shes about to leave, he steps in front of the door says "where are u going?" She responds "I've had enough of u. U love ur money more then me." He replies " Oh so are u leaving in the car that I bought for u?I dont think so." So she throws the car keys at him. He goes on "what about the clothes in that suitcase, isnt that what I bought for u?" She empties the suitcase, leaves it on the floor. He says I stood by u for 6 months and even donated blood to save u. She pulled out a used tampon and says
"I'll pay u back in monthly instalments."
Answers: A rich man was driving and came across a wrecked car. When he looked again he saw that there was a beautiful lady trapped in it. He saved her and drove her to the hospital as she was unconscious.The man stood by her side for 6 months as she was in a coma.He even donated blood to save her at times.When she woke up they fell in love and got married. A year down the line,she decides to leave him cos he loves his money more then her. She packs up and as shes about to leave, he steps in front of the door says "where are u going?" She responds "I've had enough of u. U love ur money more then me." He replies " Oh so are u leaving in the car that I bought for u?I dont think so." So she throws the car keys at him. He goes on "what about the clothes in that suitcase, isnt that what I bought for u?" She empties the suitcase, leaves it on the floor. He says I stood by u for 6 months and even donated blood to save u. She pulled out a used tampon and says
"I'll pay u back in monthly instalments."
OMG lmao that was brilliant*
haha lmfao, congrats! the best joke by far haha. Star 4u!!!
Funny! 10!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross!
Funny, but gross
MMMMMMmmmmmm.....!
lol,lol
Lol, funniest I've heard for ages.
Best laugh of the day so far
good one
HA HA
gross but funny and somet a woman would think about but I would took the car lol
One of the best answers today magic
hahaha
lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10