Something to make you smile!!!!!?!
Question: Little Johnny wakes up and comes down the stairs, Mum tells him that he cant have breakfast until he finishes his chores on the farm. So irritated he goes out to feed the pigs, and while doing that kicks one of them. Next he goes to clean the henhouse, and kicks one of the hens. Then he goes to milk the cow and kicked the cow as well. He goes back in, tells mum he finished his chores. His mum gives a dry bowl of cereal without any milk. Johnny, now even more irritated, asks him mum what the problem is. She says "well you did your chores, but since you kicked a pig, no bacon for you, and since you kicked the chicken, no eggs for you and also since you kicked the cow, no milk for you." Johnny proceeds to eat his dry bowl of cereal. Dad wakes up, comes down the stairs, and on his way down, kicked the cat. Johnny smiles and asks him mum "Are you gonna tell him, or should I?"
Answers: Little Johnny wakes up and comes down the stairs, Mum tells him that he cant have breakfast until he finishes his chores on the farm. So irritated he goes out to feed the pigs, and while doing that kicks one of them. Next he goes to clean the henhouse, and kicks one of the hens. Then he goes to milk the cow and kicked the cow as well. He goes back in, tells mum he finished his chores. His mum gives a dry bowl of cereal without any milk. Johnny, now even more irritated, asks him mum what the problem is. She says "well you did your chores, but since you kicked a pig, no bacon for you, and since you kicked the chicken, no eggs for you and also since you kicked the cow, no milk for you." Johnny proceeds to eat his dry bowl of cereal. Dad wakes up, comes down the stairs, and on his way down, kicked the cat. Johnny smiles and asks him mum "Are you gonna tell him, or should I?"
Regarding the joke, I don't get it.
No cat food for dad?
By the way, when I was in the hospital with my broken leg I met an very fussy eater.
I related my funny story about my son liking his foods SEPARATE so much so that he put the ketchup on the side.
She said that was nothing. She even drinks the milk separate from her cereal!
No lie.
I guess it was sugared cereal and she snacked on it. I can imagine that!
One morning, in the hospital, my breakfast came with corn flakes but no milk. I tried to eat the corn flakes dry, like potato chips, but it was gross!!!
Ha Ha Ha. brilliant.
enjoyed it
Ohhh. Hahaha cheeky kid ;)
I don't get it - what happens if he kicks the cat?
I'm obvioulsy a bit thick!
Very good Pagan Pip cat - pu**y
I smiled, bt didnt laugh
er, I don't get it.
Mua ha ha ha ha... Daddy aint gettin any!
Don't understand the end. But up until then it was a good joke.
Ha ha that's so funny! Little Johnny is my hero :-) star!
haha the id wicked, im gna tell evry1 haha :)
err so dad's not gonna get some catty meat...........?
ha ha
hahaha well treat em mean keepem keen
Ha! Great! Star!
ha ha ha