Bio-engineering gone bad?!


Question: A bio-engineering firm is on the brink of combining human and ape DNA to discover a cure for cancer. However, their lab tests aren't going to be as good as the real thing, so they put an ad in the paper "$500 to mate with the ape". Of course the religious sect has a frenzy, and nothing but crank calls come in. Almost giving up hope, they answer the last phone call, from a shy Polish gentleman. He tells the engineers that he's interested, but certain conditions must be met.

1) My wife and children must NEVER know.
2) Society must never know, after the deed, all records must be destroyed.
3) If I can pay in installments, I'm your man!


Answers: A bio-engineering firm is on the brink of combining human and ape DNA to discover a cure for cancer. However, their lab tests aren't going to be as good as the real thing, so they put an ad in the paper "$500 to mate with the ape". Of course the religious sect has a frenzy, and nothing but crank calls come in. Almost giving up hope, they answer the last phone call, from a shy Polish gentleman. He tells the engineers that he's interested, but certain conditions must be met.

1) My wife and children must NEVER know.
2) Society must never know, after the deed, all records must be destroyed.
3) If I can pay in installments, I'm your man!

and i work with there children haha

wht was that????????????

Ha ha , I bet they accepted ! Thanks .

Oh my God!

funny



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