Do you have a funny joke?!


Question: tell me the funniest joke and i will give you the best answer...


Answers: tell me the funniest joke and i will give you the best answer...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered
up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in
a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

A woman saw her 6 year old neighbor in the back yard digging a hole and crying. She asked the little girl what the matter was. The little girl said my goldfish just died. The woman said I am sorry to hear that but isnt that a big hole your digging? The little girl said
No, its inside your cat

I'm sorry if your a blond but I have to tell these!

This blond was driving down the road one day and was coming up on a bridge and as she started to cross the bridge she saw in an empty corn field a blond who was sitting in a rowboat trying to row to the edge of the field.So the blond in the car got out and went to the edge of the bridge and started yelling at the blond."What are you doing out there? You're the type of person that gives us blonds a bad name! Why if I could swim, I would come out there and push you out of that boat!

This blond was at one side of a lake and a redhead was on the other side and the redhead yelled to the blond and said "How do you get to the other side?" And the blond replied "You are on the other side!"



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