Out of the mouths of bairns??!
Question: To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her
mother tells her it'll make her fat.
"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man.
"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I
Mom?"
"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very
pregnant lady.
The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.
The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under
this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little
girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been
doing..."
Answers: To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her
mother tells her it'll make her fat.
"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man.
"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I
Mom?"
"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very
pregnant lady.
The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.
The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under
this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little
girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been
doing..."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
Chewing her nails, lol.!!!
Yeah like hell ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
hahaha. you get a star. thanx 4 da laugh .
no pun intended to the lady up top,but thats cute!!!
Funny and cutE!
yer rocking again no8!!
hehehehehe
I know how you feel you could just fall in a hole and disapear. I was taking my daughter who is five to school and at the gates of the school she decides to sing the amy winehouse song about her dad sending her into rehab and she says No! No! No! just as a group of mothers are gathering for the usual morning chat. You can guess that i was going to be on the conversation list.
Superb lmao **