Men bashing.....?!
Question: Men are like.....
Placemats..they only show up when there is food on the table
Bike helmets..good in emergencies but usually look stupid
Copiers..you need them for reproduction but thats about it
Bank account..without alot of money they dont generate alot of interest
High heels..they are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
Curling irons..they are always hot and alwas in your hair
Mini skirts..if you`re not careful they`ll creep up your legs
Handgun..keep one around long enough and you`re gona wanna shoot it
Answers: Men are like.....
Placemats..they only show up when there is food on the table
Bike helmets..good in emergencies but usually look stupid
Copiers..you need them for reproduction but thats about it
Bank account..without alot of money they dont generate alot of interest
High heels..they are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
Curling irons..they are always hot and alwas in your hair
Mini skirts..if you`re not careful they`ll creep up your legs
Handgun..keep one around long enough and you`re gona wanna shoot it
HAHAHA I sure have a sense of humour. You seem to know us very well. lol
ha ha ha ha ha good one lol
Lol! True enough!
Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
lol tht good lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Insulting. None of those explain me.
haha that really funny! lol!
funny! you get a star!
lol great!!!!!!
.... men are like grass, one blade on its own would be boring, the more the better and you can walk all over it/them!
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Women are like hurricanes: when they come they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house and the car.
WOMEN ARE LIKE...
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
Haha if I gotta take it I gotta dish it.
haha true. we're dang skirt chasing cads!
gee the male-comebacks question really got to you.......
lol lol
Men are like pennies - two faced and worthless.
no offence :)
Ah well, another totally inefficient ,stupid female.This just shows the intellect of the species
Funny
true.lol
LOl honey how true you are about them men,but I think they will be slaughtering tonight so I'll save you and give you a star.xxxx
lol
LMAO
thats so true
How many REAL men do u know like that??
Funny! 10!
lol good one
spot on ha ha ha