If you like yo momma jokes :D?!
Question: hmmm. some people told me these jokes, and i think they are pretty good. how about you?
yo mommas so poor, robbers rob her house just for practice
yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so old, she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo mommas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mommas breath is so bad, she needs prescription tic-tac
yo mommas so dirty, the Swamp Thing even insisted she take a shower.
yo mommas so fat, she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
yo mommas so big, i swerved to miss her, but i ran outta gas
yo mommas so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!!
yo momma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
and this one i thought was extra funny :D
**yo momma so ugly, when she cries, the tears go to the back of her head because they are scared of her face**
me n my friend thought of them. what do you think?
Answers: hmmm. some people told me these jokes, and i think they are pretty good. how about you?
yo mommas so poor, robbers rob her house just for practice
yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so old, she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo mommas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mommas breath is so bad, she needs prescription tic-tac
yo mommas so dirty, the Swamp Thing even insisted she take a shower.
yo mommas so fat, she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
yo mommas so big, i swerved to miss her, but i ran outta gas
yo mommas so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!!
yo momma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
and this one i thought was extra funny :D
**yo momma so ugly, when she cries, the tears go to the back of her head because they are scared of her face**
me n my friend thought of them. what do you think?
ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!! hahahaha
robbers rob her house for practise (no "just")
I ran outta gas!! roflmao
Mr clean when he had an afro!.......!!!
yeah me too...these were real good! Report It
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by pathfind... - Member since:
- January 20, 2006
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They are so-so.
None of them are funny.
there ok.....
hmmmm...i guess they ok...i like the 1 w/ the clothing sizes!! good stuff!!
yer mama's so fat no matter where you sit in the house your sat next to her
i can guarantee that you and your friends didn't think of all of these. the "quarterback" one is from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.
Not very good....
You're momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
not bad. I got a few you might like:
Yo momma's so fat......
....it takes her 2 trips to haul ***
....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
....when she walks across the room, the RADIO skips
....the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
I have more but they are a bit off-color
a couple of good ones there.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
None of them are funny.
there ok.....
hmmmm...i guess they ok...i like the 1 w/ the clothing sizes!! good stuff!!
yer mama's so fat no matter where you sit in the house your sat next to her
i can guarantee that you and your friends didn't think of all of these. the "quarterback" one is from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.
Not very good....
You're momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
not bad. I got a few you might like:
Yo momma's so fat......
....it takes her 2 trips to haul ***
....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
....when she walks across the room, the RADIO skips
....the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
I have more but they are a bit off-color
a couple of good ones there.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
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