Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the pi!
Question: wiches.. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind th
Answers: wiches.. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind th
haha! i like it. it's cute. * star for you *
ok..........was that supposed to be funny?
Haha! I get it! That's really funny. I knew it was goin to be some trick he was playing on them!
Thanks for the smile!
that was funny
funny
Heard it before but it loses nothing in the telling......still very funny..........can someone tell me what is stuck up POOHs(that's a name???) ar*e?? The joke was well told, the punchline was there and it wouldn't offend anyone......tell pooh ??!!)) to get a life.
lol....thats funny....
Yah haha. cept i've heared it befoe..
Hey bookwarm, Ur the bookwarm here so i wouldn be talkin'
like it lol
Very funny!
keep em rolling in!
Cheers for the laugh x
Oh hang on, wait, uuumm, ooh, I'm thinking, yes, I think I get it!!! Nice one!!!!!
Haha that was fun*