Its a dogs life xxx funny or not xxx oops?!
Question: Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for.
They are putting me down.
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.
The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
Answers: Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for.
They are putting me down.
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.
The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
Wasn't expecting that simple explanation. My mind is playing tricks on me again. hahahaha
Brilliant
ooo haha gross ,thats funnny
lol,10/10, *,brilliant.
Good one
gross but funny!
haha
Talk about ''Man's Best Friend'' sheesh !
Even they can be replaced !
(including the man).... LOL !
Sick but funny *
very good have a star!
stars and all the * for you very good
excellent and very funny
starred
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thanks for a laugh
10/10
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funny as hell!!!!!
hilarious!!
That was excellent. Thanks for sharing.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
Another good one from you. Thanks
bad taste nastiness yuck
Funny! 10!