12 tips for managers from employees xxx true or not xxx?!
Question: The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this* Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps.
Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me a promotion.
If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation.
If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done.
Never introduce me to the people you’re with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
Be nice to me only when the job I’m doing for you could really change your life.
Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate.
Answers: The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this* Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps.
Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me a promotion.
If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation.
If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done.
Never introduce me to the people you’re with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
Be nice to me only when the job I’m doing for you could really change your life.
Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones and true as well Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
Are you going to watch the Liverpool game tonight.??.
true .lol
How very true. I have sent this to my boss
That is tooooo funny...and true!!!!
1 tip from a manager to employees.
If you think you can do a better job than i can then why aren't you the manager?
lol, funny and true,*, 10/10.
wasn't that here before, titled as "How a secretary's life works"? or the like?
I find these depressing, they are so terrible true, btw
So true.Does your boss know the things you say behind their back?
For all you know I could be your boss and watching you while you type this.
I've never seen you type so fast.
But here is star its a true funny story. Expect no pay at the end of the month.LOL OR AM I?hmmmmmmmmm
i have heard this one before and still find it very funny
Ha ha ha V good I liked that ha ha
Lol - sadly there's one of these in every company.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
another quality offering mate
starred
More great ideas. This is getting better. Star time again.
LMMFAO!!!!
sounds like some that i know!!
I like those. thanks
hahaha funny lol
True and very true. lol