Any GOOD ironic slogans out there?!
Question: i have a few:
- Welcome to Hawaii, how the HELL did you get here in a car?
- Welcome to Nebraska, what, like YOU'RE so special?
- Welcome to Alabama, we don't like YOU either
I was sitting in class, and I said "nothing ever happens" then suddenly, this guy just BURSTS into the classroom [it was dylan, ugh -_-] and he's all: "CHEESE!!!!!" and left
- my friend [atheist. i know, don't start ><] comes running up to us, and goes "OMG! guys! I've found jesus!!!" so we look at him like, "0_0 WHAT?" he goes, "yeah! he was BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME!"
- I spent all day looking for my glasses, and they we on top of my head [I know, im so stupid (:]
lol, anyone else have any good ones? [don't have to be religous]
Answers: i have a few:
- Welcome to Hawaii, how the HELL did you get here in a car?
- Welcome to Nebraska, what, like YOU'RE so special?
- Welcome to Alabama, we don't like YOU either
I was sitting in class, and I said "nothing ever happens" then suddenly, this guy just BURSTS into the classroom [it was dylan, ugh -_-] and he's all: "CHEESE!!!!!" and left
- my friend [atheist. i know, don't start ><] comes running up to us, and goes "OMG! guys! I've found jesus!!!" so we look at him like, "0_0 WHAT?" he goes, "yeah! he was BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME!"
- I spent all day looking for my glasses, and they we on top of my head [I know, im so stupid (:]
lol, anyone else have any good ones? [don't have to be religous]
city morgue you kill-em we chill-em
Only de gas makes de van go (get it? art?)
OPTICAL SHOP:
"if you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place"
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