Guinness Books of Records?!
Question: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..
"Who the f### is Wayne Rooney ?"
Answers: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..
"Who the f### is Wayne Rooney ?"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
HAHAHA!!!
THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!
10/10
Rooney does look like the nuchback guy though, a little bit, lol
Ha ha ha liked that one,,,
ye ha
W I C K E D!!!
10/10 + *
Good joke thanks
aww he aint that bad..
Its funny...but c'mon now there's WAY uglier ppl then him!
Lol I really loved that one,sorry I can only give you one star.xxx
Very funny, heres one for you,
Whats Van Nistlerooy' faveroute ground?.................................... Good to Soft,
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
very good
Good one !!!
Funny! 10!
Desrves a good kicking dont you think!
luvvvv it 10