You've been programming too long when.........?!


Question: When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.


Answers: When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

well done girl lol xxxx

funny again

That's old and woeful.

LOOOOOOOOOOL

sorry Rain , not funny to me :o(

not quite that bad

Very true

heard it earlier.. but it made an interesting reading nevertheless...

aint that funny

funny
star

hahahaha

---When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
A,B,C,D...".---

Uhm... I don't count in hex, I count in binary

0,1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111, 10000, 10001, 10010, 10011, 10100, 10101, 10110, 10111, 11000, 11001, 11010, 11011, 11100, 11101, 11110, 11111, etc.

not so into programming but funny

luvvvv it 10

hahaha very funny and quite true for some *

Cool.

hahahaha

hahaha

I like it!

But did you know there are 10 kinds of people in this world?

Those who understand binary, and those who don't! ;-)

reboot your life .lol

haha i think i really need a rest i think exactly like you described above

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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