A really bad day?!
Question: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Answers: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
That sure was bad. Hope I don't have a day like that. lol
cool
That'll learn him.... v.funny
10/10
lol, i was seriously not expecting that. ah that would suck
hahaha
Buzzing
haha=)
very good its cheered my day up
Unfortunately this is not a question. It is a story. If it is true it is tragic. If it is a joke - which it likely is - it is very clever, quite funny.
try to change your wife's behavior, suicide is not solution,be brave, god has given you beautiful life till death you enjoy your life, first you change your view see beautiful world we are one drop in the ocean.
Funny
I sent the same joke a whileback but yours has a nice twist to it I laughed so hard I think I may have cracked a rib or 2.
some1 call an umbulance
hahahahaha
very funny and clever liked that
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Good. I liked it!!
Now THAT is really good. Have a star. LOL
its funny!! yeyep!!
Gave me a chuckle thanks
luvvvv it 10
Good one thanks
hahaha * 4 U. serves him right lol !!
hahahaha
lol, lol lol
your on a roll today babes thanks for the laughs xxx
haha thats a awesome one cool
Yikes! Bummer of a day for him.