10 commandments of a teenager xxx funny or true xxx?!
Question: 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
Answers: 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
hahaha clever.
what?!?
Just plain stupid.
haha that was freaking funny
lol i loved it
i loved them!!!
Funny, some true
xxx so-so
a couple are true, the rest just funny
hahaha very funny. Thanks
LOVED it! Thanks!!!!
it's cute.
Wait a minute...
I like those. Thanks for sharing. Good ones there.
Funny! Good ones!
Funny ......good ones........ and a star.
LMMFAO!!!!
hilarious!!
remember living by those mate
starred
lol hey it's true i got 5 teenage bro's
omg hysterical!!!! 10/10 & a * 4 u???