Lonely woman?!
Question: A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Confused she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
Answers: A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Confused she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
HAHA!!! I actually nearly wet myself laughing!!! That was well funny!!!:)
thats funny
OMG THATS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
how do I type the sound of a giggle?!!!!!!!
wow. thats funny.
LMAO!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
That is funny.
pretty good!!!
Awesome joke!!!!!!!!!
lol nice one
lol very funny hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A well deserved 10/10
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
I feel so dumb. It took me a few seconds then I got it. WOW. Good one. ::high five::
Funny
lol
I'm laughing so hard that I'm choking....
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LMAO!!
im so slow. it took me 5 min and a reread to understand. funny
was his name Matt
thats funny in a kind of ...scream out loud way...good stuff..
hahahahaha
Ha ha good one. lol!
:-)))
sorry but its too old to laugh anymore xx
hahahahaha
funny
Very good
* giggle giggle* Hehe, god, I love jokes on a depressing day. Dudette you sooo totally rock. Nice job and keep the funnies commin.
Go Boho! Dudette I sooo Freaking think you rock.
Ha ha good one
LOVED it!!!!!!! Another star!!
stupid...had me n ma frend n tears
please stop, i cant breathe coz Im laughing so hard
Hmm How did he ring the bell am i missing something?