The blond handy women?!
Question: >A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as
> a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
> went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
> any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will
> you charge?"
>
> The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
> that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
> around the house?"
>
> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
> money.
> "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
> "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man
> reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde
> added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Answers: >A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as
> a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
> went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
> any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will
> you charge?"
>
> The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
> that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
> around the house?"
>
> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
> money.
> "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
> "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man
> reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde
> added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
thats a kool joke. FUNNY! 10/10
a classic, but still funny
lol very nice one
Haha! Nice one..
I don't know how I never this one! I love it.
Have a star.
nice & clean
The myth of blondes being stupid, it's just a myth!