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Question: Please tell me all of the riddles you know, and trick questions with the answers! Thanks! PLEASE!
Answers: Please tell me all of the riddles you know, and trick questions with the answers! Thanks! PLEASE!
SHE WAS SO BLONDE,
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she tripped over a cordless telephone.
she put lipstick on her forehead to make her mind up.
she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
at the bottom of the form where it said sign she put SAGITTARIUS.
if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
when she heard 90% of all accident's happened at home she moved.
she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.
she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
she stands up on an empty bus.
she studied for a blood test and failed.
she invented a solar powered flashlight.
she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.
AAANNNDDD......
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS”
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.” Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
u ask TOO many questions
What weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same
A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Answer: Eggs.
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Answer: Fish.
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Answer: Time
No-leg lay on one-leg,
Two-legs sat near on three-legs,
Four-legs got some.
Answer: Fish on a little table, man at table sitting on a stool, the cat has the bones.
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
Answer: Wind
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Answer: Teeth
if you throw an egg on the floor will it break?
answer: NO....the floor was made by concrete