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Question: A pastor was visiting the homes of the churchgoers. He went up to one house and knocked on the door, but nobody answered. He took out a card and wrote, " Revelation 3:20" on it, stuck the card under the door, and left. The next Sunday, he found his card placed in the offering plate, and this had been written on it-" Genesis 3:10." He looked up the verse in his Bible, and this is what he found: Revelation 3:20 says, " Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 says, " I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, for I was naked."
Answers: A pastor was visiting the homes of the churchgoers. He went up to one house and knocked on the door, but nobody answered. He took out a card and wrote, " Revelation 3:20" on it, stuck the card under the door, and left. The next Sunday, he found his card placed in the offering plate, and this had been written on it-" Genesis 3:10." He looked up the verse in his Bible, and this is what he found: Revelation 3:20 says, " Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 says, " I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, for I was naked."
LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL
PAssing this on to my church friends!!!
Thanks for the laugh! :-)
Have a great day, but put some clothes on!
that's a totally awesome joke!!!!
omg. ROFLLL! hahah thats great.
ha ha ha
and the Pastor said:
Kindly get the parish agenda and here's his written revelation:
"anyone generous volunteer to help dress up the Pastor?"
I chuckled
THATS CUTE!
excellent going to pass it to my friends,thanks