So how would you know an elephant was in bed with you?!


Question: when i woke up and felt something really big,i thought my luck had changed


Answers: when i woke up and felt something really big,i thought my luck had changed

You wouldn't... Unless it farted.

So... meh.

By the level of the snoring

If it's not empty?

you would roll to the middle of the bed

u woud fall out~
or get squished and die
lol

Its trunk tring to hug you.

I think you'd feel it getting in lol

They hog all the covers

The elephant has pinched the covers.

Because I would have more room than I usually get when my other half is there!

She aint big but just insists on sleeping on my side with me, giving me about six inches in which to sleep!

Elephants sleep standing up, so I guess there would be a huge gap under the covers.

you would have a huge smile on your face!!!!! Nice trunk!!

You can smell the peanuts on his breath.?

Elephants are on Top Gear right now.

You would hear the dusk quacking. (silentnight)

Perchance, he would hogg the quilt!!!!

lmao

as he layed down you are shot into the air

OOOh whats that hehe!!xx

the bed would break

I would take up most of the duvet.... then again, my missus takes up most of the duvet.... she's not an elephant though.... shhhhhh dont tell her I posted this, she'd kill me....

What elephant? Thats my wife.

I guess you could tell by his trunks. Stripey?

at the moment i dont have a bed i just have a mattress

the bed would be broken you would be squased in the room and you can only make out grey!

I would be absolutely off my face somewhere in a Zoo!

he 'd only be wearinr his trunks

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.



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