Funny Joke..AGAIN!!?!
Question: ok, well now that i have your attention, tell me if you find this joke to be funny....
five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.” But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
Answers: ok, well now that i have your attention, tell me if you find this joke to be funny....
five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.” But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
It's funny no heart no spine. But if you dissect the joke (intentional pun) politicans have heart (their believe in the legitimacy of their candidacy) and guts...no guts no glory right?
funny, and slightly true.
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hahahahahaha funnyy star!
great i'll go tell it
hahahha
no kiddin'
good burn on the politicians,
cheers
star! loved it!!!!!!!!
FUNNY! Star for you.
lol good one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol, that is too funny
Lol.Not bad.
ok. haha LOL?? i think