Bumper Stickers?!
Question: Forget world peace. Visualize using your indicators.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the government made so many of them.
If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.
Who Lit the Fuse on your Tampon?
If that Phone was up you’re A*se, maybe you could drive a little better.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken …..Watch for Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Bogey.
If You’re Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My A*se
So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
Fight Crime – Shoot Back
Saw it……….Wanted it…………..Had a Tantrum………Got it!
Grow Your Own Dope – Plant a Man.
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Children.
Answers: Forget world peace. Visualize using your indicators.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the government made so many of them.
If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.
Who Lit the Fuse on your Tampon?
If that Phone was up you’re A*se, maybe you could drive a little better.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken …..Watch for Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Bogey.
If You’re Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My A*se
So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
Fight Crime – Shoot Back
Saw it……….Wanted it…………..Had a Tantrum………Got it!
Grow Your Own Dope – Plant a Man.
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Children.
all hail Brian M.
Brilliant
nice lol
Grow your own dope - Plant a man.
Excellent.
seen on the back of a motorcycle driver:
"If you can read this, the b**ch fell off."
"Hey, you're driving a car, not a phone booth. Hang up and drive idiot"
Nice one.
my answer is funny and good to read..
lol !!
lol thanks for the laugh...
Very good
hmmmmmm had a chuckle
very good
i brought 1 not long ago it says: men are like public toilets, they're either taken or full of s h i t
if you can read this where the hell is my caravan
In real tiny letters - if you can read this you are about to crash
what the last last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when he hits your windsheild??
His Bum.
They were great! Loved them!
Star for you ^_^
lol liked those thanks
nice.
Well done!!
Dunno where you got them all!!
Did you spend time running after vehicles or lurking in the car park??
Anyhow thanks for the laughs!!
an excellent list matey
full of STAR appeal
i got some dope growing on my couch. lol!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha good one. Thanks for posting. lol
Excellent 10/10.
Excellent thanks
LoL those were awesome! Here is a funny t-shirt saying I had read a while back..
On a man's shirt obviously
Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night.
Crude but hilarious!
Let me add some please.
Does my bum look big in this?
Men can clean cars all day, but driving is best left to the experts.
A dog is for life, not like men.
funny
Lmao superb.