Itwo irishmen xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said "Paddy, me ol' mate, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig, and ten we can tell 'em apart"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said "Your pig has chewed the ear offa my pig. Now we got two pigs with one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we'll av two pigs and only one of them will avan ear" "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy again stormed into the house. Paddy" he said "Your pig has chewed the other ear offa my pig. Now we got two pigs with no ears. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Answers: Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said "Paddy, me ol' mate, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig, and ten we can tell 'em apart"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said "Your pig has chewed the ear offa my pig. Now we got two pigs with one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we'll av two pigs and only one of them will avan ear" "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy again stormed into the house. Paddy" he said "Your pig has chewed the other ear offa my pig. Now we got two pigs with no ears. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
hahaha glad it's not Irish women you are talking about pmsl.
hahahaha!!
good one!!
starred!!
oh that's terrible! i mean that in th end....you know.
cute joke.
yeah funny
rolflmao X good one
well funny
lol...
lol
Hmm... It was alright but went on too long to be that funny... I was thinking he was gonna say:
"You can have the one with a d!ck and I'll have the one without!"
Close enough =P
Hahaha i like paddy jokes! very good :)
that's about right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
haha! have a star :P
LOL!!!!!!LOL!!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!?!?!? LMAO!!!(ur on a roll)
I loved this one, it's great! :D 5stars! :)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
wuahahahahahahahahaha
where do you get these jokes??????
I was expecting them to get to cutting something more important.
Or I thought it would turn out that one was a girl & one was a boy.
But a black & white set of pigs!!!!!!!!
That's too much - wuahahahahahaha
OMG - ROFL
That was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
Good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol. Plenty of Irish men here in Ireland. I am married to one for a start. hehehe
lol
hahaha very funny thanks.
crackling mate, pmsl
starred
ha ha ha ha ha
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.