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Question: ? Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.


? What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

The ocean.


? What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?


It gets wet.

? What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?


It sinks to the bottom.

? What fish is the most valuable?


A goldfish.

? Why is it so easy to weigh fish?


They have their own scales.

? What's the best way to catch a fish?


Have someone throw it at you.

? Why did the fish cross the road?


Somebody threw it!

? What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?


The tune-a fish!



? What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?


I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.


Answers: ? Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.


? What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

The ocean.


? What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?


It gets wet.

? What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?


It sinks to the bottom.

? What fish is the most valuable?


A goldfish.

? Why is it so easy to weigh fish?


They have their own scales.

? What's the best way to catch a fish?


Have someone throw it at you.

? Why did the fish cross the road?


Somebody threw it!

? What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?


The tune-a fish!



? What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?


I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.

Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.

Yeah 4 stars, your jokes are fantastic btw, enjoy your day mechelle. Report It


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  • grrrrrrrrrrr!!

    lmmfao!!! that was funny!!

    STARRED!!

    Immotive & bloated Lol

    last one was good lol

    They were all great! ^_^

    hehehe..great =D

    very funny

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10

    like them lol

    a fish begining with C
    can of tuna

    Funny 10, thanks, enjoyed reading them.

    Funny LOL

    Ha ha ha very good and a *

    I like it thanks.

    great ones mate
    starred

    funny

    Lmao very good lol

    lol. good ones!



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