Y did the chicken cross the road?!
Question: to be like bush
Answers: to be like bush
To get to the other side.
to get to the other side
Because the butcher was chasing him.
cuz te pork chop did already
To post on this question!
because he was a retard.
to go shopping.
to get to ur *****!
he wanted to get runover by a truck
to prove it was a hen
The chicken was trying to commit suicide.
Because a car was coming.
To get to the other side,
Well in fact it went to KFC to get a nice warm bath/ sauna. But didnt make it out alive. Sorry.
Because the rooster was on the other side.
to buy himself barbeque sause
cause he wanted to eat KFC lol
seeking for greener pastures
To pick up his wallet he droped
DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.
OPRAH:Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W BUSH:We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DONALD RUMSFELD:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY:That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s why they call it the “other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewasheswith seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It’s as plain and simple as that!
GRANDPA:In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.The Platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^( C \ ….. reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
to get to KFC so he would be safe because everyone knows that the stuff they serve isn't real chicken.
burrrrp......what chicken? ;P
to get away from the big guy(K.F.C)
to prove that he wasn't chicken.
well although the original joke says to get to the other side, a recent investiation and interigation of chickens has given us the real answer.
there was a hot hen across the street in front of a motel and the chicken was feeling horney
to get to the building site and see a man laying a brick :P
to get away from stupid questions like these!! HAHA idk
To have sex.
To get something to eat.
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hahahah damn Cana Woo Pass's answer is da best :P