Taxi Driver's First Day on the Job?!
Question: During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".
Answers: During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".
That wiz an absolute classic!!! Well done.
lmfao omg i would totally freak out lol
lol
OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!! STAR!!!!!
HA HA !! =)
HAHAHA!!!!1 LMFAO!!! i'm passing that on!!
...you talking to me?
haha
so funny
me star you!
funny funny funny ha ha
A bit freaky but funny
Haha good one*
lolol,poor cabbie *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol
lmao
very funny *4u my friend
haahaa
nice.lol
Very funny
Heard it ages ago, but it is still funny!
great, as usual have a star!