Whats your favorite Chuck Norris saying?!
Question: Mine are:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
The sun doesn't go down, it hides from Chuck Norris
Answers: Mine are:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
The sun doesn't go down, it hides from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris sold me an expensive clothes hanger, the Total Gym. Thanks Chuck.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Children wear superman pajamas
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris is responsible for what is known as "ghost". Death could not process the amount of people that Chuck Norris killed, therefore while in the waiting line for death you first become a ghost.