Funny, stupid (not about blondes) jokes?!


Question: short. funny. one liners. excedera

kinda stupid that anyone could get


Answers: short. funny. one liners. excedera

kinda stupid that anyone could get

Why did the plane crash?

Beacause the pilot was a piece of toast.

2 pigs jumped in a mud puddle, 3 jumped out.

What is the difference between a grape and an alligator?
Well, stomp on one and if you don't get grape juice, well, sorry hon...

What’s the most important question to ask if you want to have safe sex?
What time will your husband be home?

or this?

Judge says to the prostitute 'So when did you realize you were raped?.'
Prostitute says 'When the fcuking check bounced!'

and this?

A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, For his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

why did god create men first??
because you always learn from your mistakes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Wheres my tractor!

Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!

Man: Doctor Doctor ever one keeps disagreeing with me!
Doctor: No they dont

James ran inside with a hand full of dog **** and said "look what i nearly stepped in"!

My brother-in-law told my son (5 yrs at the time) his first dirty joke.

How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
A female trees don't have nuts!

1.SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
LITTLE JOHNNY: No, I'm Little Johnny.

2.TEACHER: Johnny, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
LITTLE JOHNNY: I get up early.

3.LITTLE JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
LITTLE JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.

4.A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"



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