Airport security?!
Question: A man took his wife on vacation to Florida once. They stayed in a resort hotel, swam on the beach, and spent hundreds on the beachside souveneir shops. When it finally came time to go, they were having trouble fitting everything into their suitcases. But finally, they managed to squeeze everything in, and caught a taxi to the airport.
But when the man's carry-on luggage set the metal detector off, the security guard informed him that they were going to have to open it. "Oh, great," said the man, thinking of all the compressed articles inside. "It's going to EXPLODE."
One week later they were let out of prison.
Answers: A man took his wife on vacation to Florida once. They stayed in a resort hotel, swam on the beach, and spent hundreds on the beachside souveneir shops. When it finally came time to go, they were having trouble fitting everything into their suitcases. But finally, they managed to squeeze everything in, and caught a taxi to the airport.
But when the man's carry-on luggage set the metal detector off, the security guard informed him that they were going to have to open it. "Oh, great," said the man, thinking of all the compressed articles inside. "It's going to EXPLODE."
One week later they were let out of prison.
cool
IDK
LOL cute
lol, good one.
*sigh*
This is a very sad world.
NICE!
not funny
Yeah, not all that.
What's the question?
For the record, anyone dumb enough to use the words,"it's going to explode," while referring to a suitcase in an airport is only inviting trouble. You've got to be smarter than that.
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice
have a star
LOL...nice joke man...
not bad
Nice!!!!!!!!
funny.
i liked it
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good one =]
Pretty funny!